Barely Knit Together

Ikea, I love you. Your wide open spaces, your fresh hope of a life more orderly, peace flat-packed, ready to ship. I wander, ghostly through draped textiles in modern prints the scent of eco-friendly dyes waft past. Take me, Ikea, take me from my  cursed and cluttered abode drop me in an Unhappy Hipsters photo [...]

The kinds of words I say on a daily basis: “Did you just throw a fish at me??” “Stop hitting him with that roll of butcher paper.” “Do not take apart the porch again!” “Please stop pulling my shirt up.” “We do not ride each other like horses in this house!” “I will not play [...]